In Roanoke, Virginia’s war on good parenting, the worst crankiest criminal offenders kids are pursued by the detectives of the Mom Squad. These are their stories.
dum dum
Monday, April 28, 2008
3:34pm
Jacobson Residence
Me: Samara, I’m moving your bedtime back 30 minutes.
Samara: Why?
Me: Because on at least 3 occasions in the last week you’ve fallen alseep after school which, to me, means you’re not getting enough sleep at night.
Samara: I DID NOT!
Me: Yes, you did.
Samara: I think you’re wrong.
Me: Oh yeah? Well, look here…
and then I proceed to show her
exhibit A – Thursday
Exhibit B – Friday
Exhibit C – Monday
Case closed
Until next time…
Great evidence, mom. You win this one for sure!
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Um. Teeny question?
Do you think it might be THE WINE you daughter is apparently drinking after school? (Exhibit B)
I’m just sayin’…..
(Wordpress ate my first comment. Delete one of them if the first one is found.)
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Well it’s clear that on Friday she feel asleep from drinking too much wine! Cut her some slack, who hasn’t fallen asleep on a Friday from drinking a little too much wine after a hard day! :0)
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Yes, I noticed the wine glass too! Kids just don’t believe unless you have hard evidence, do they?
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She loves to drink out of wine glasses… but i swear, there was only coke in there….
I thought that sound was “doink doink.”
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Ah, a mom who uses photographic evidence in her war on cranky. A girl after my own heart! Throw the book at her mom!
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Sweet another Darcie!
I must mention the possible sighting of underwear. If my mother EVER posted photos or vids out there (because there are) of me sitting in an unladylike fashion. I would be quite embarrassed.. Although now that I think of it.. hmm I am sure there are worst photos now.
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