Don’t Get Your Panties in a Bunch

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When Heather told me she was staying in a hostel, I laughed my tushie off. The blog fodder that that’s going to produce is going to be amazing! Probably as I write this, she’s packing a change of clothes in her laptop bag and taking it to Blog Her so she can stay at the Hostel tonight. I did offer her one piece of advice. “Heather, don’t wear your best underwear and sure to throw your underwear away before packing your bag. But seriously if you don’t want to throw them away, be sure to bring a stapler, and staple them securely to the bottom of your bag.”

Yes, this advice may sound silly and even a little ridiculous to some, but Miss. Heather here has this unadulterated way of embarrassing herself when it comes to underwear in her laptop bag.

She let it slip some time ago that when she was visiting St. Louis, she was going through security and they wanted her to remove her laptop from the bag. Heather complied. However, at the same time, out of the corner of her eye, she sees red flash before her eyes. Her eyes follow this red blur and when the red blur comes into focus, Heather sees bright red panties with black polka dots. Heather knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that those are her panties…the panties that she hastily grabbed off the hotel room floor as she was leaving in a hurry (which coincidentally made a bee-line for her laptop bag). Needless to say she was quite embarrassed as the security guard approached her with panties in hand. Heather shoved them back into the laptop bag and quickly ran to her departing gate.

I was talking with Sally yesterday about this predicament and she suggested balling them up and putting them in the pocket of the pants that you wore the day before. Heather…follow her advice, it’s cheaper and probably a heck of a lot more convenient than mine.

I hope that you are having an awesome and fabulous trip and be sure to give us the lowdown on your return!

- Becki @ Introverts.net

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